He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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