You're so nebulous sometimes
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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