Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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