just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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