no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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