He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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