There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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