Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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