More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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