I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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