Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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