The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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