do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
