And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Randomize
