i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
