Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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