can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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