lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
