Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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