Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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