You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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