I wannas sexs uuuuu
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I need to sanitize my soul.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
