mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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