Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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