So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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