My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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