i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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