My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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