no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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