fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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