How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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