Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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