im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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