he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
