Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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