Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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