He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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