Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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