do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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