Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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