Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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