She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize