y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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