Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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