He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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