He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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