Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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