problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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