PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Where is the hickey?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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