is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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