Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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