I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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