Don't you send me to vm
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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