I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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