but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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