what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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