Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I cockslap morals
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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